Super pearlers

The Cheetahs entertained with their win, but the commentators were just as 'good'.

Here are a couple of real pearlers from the New Zealand commentators at Rugby Park in Invercargill on Saturday – where the Cheetahs smashed the Highlanders 36-19.

Quote one: "The Highlanders' stats will be the worst reading since Fifty Shade of Grey."

Quote two: "The rule is, if you are off-sides, you can not be in front of the kicker."