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Get your funny on with these one-liners

LAUGH A LITTLE: There are numerous classic one-liners that will have your belly aching and we have done our best to provide that for you.


If you can think of any others to add to our list, feel free to let us know in the comments.


Q: How do players stay cool?
A: They sit next to their fans!

Q: Where do directors of rugby go when they are fed up?
A: The bored room!

Q: What should a team do if the pitch is flooded?
A: Bring on their subs!

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!


Q: Why did Siya Kolisi take a piece of rope onto the field?
A: He was the skipper!

Q: What stories are told by locks?
A: Tall stories!

Q: Why did the player hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!

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